December 7th, 2005

Moose With Mug

The X-Mas War

The liberals' "War on ChristmasTM" is going even better than I thought. First, Bush is sending out "holiday" cards -- thus pissing off the religious right -- and now Bill O'Reilly, self-appointed, high-holy guardian of Christmas, is caught suggesting "holiday gifts" (rather than Christmas gifts on his website.

Seems like the right is doing a wonderful job of debasing Christmas all on their own.

Sort of sounds like the way that heterosexuals have been hurting the "sanctity" of marriage all by themselves (without help from homosexuals) over the years.
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