May 31st, 2008

Winking Moose

A New Talkingmoose Law

It's been a really rough week, but it's amazing how much better the world looks through the prism of couple pints of Magner's when at your favorite hangout.

Thanks in part to this prism, I believe I have now stumbled across another law of the universe. However, unlike the other two Talkingmoose laws, this one has nothing to do with movies... this one has to do with drinking. To whit:

The greater your alcohol consumption in one sitting, the higher the possibility you will mistake the word "tentacle" for "testicle."

Thank you, and don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be here all evening.
  • Current Music
    "Ring of Fire," Johnny Cash