February 19th, 2009

Moose With Mug

Some Very Non-PC Silliness

For those of you who didn't know, this year marks the 35th anniversary of the release of what is, in my opinion, the great American comedy of the second of half of the 20th century: Blazing Saddles. In honor of said occasion, I thought it would be appropriate -- in only the way that Blazing Saddles itself was -- to create a very non-PC poll based on the dialogue from the film. If you have any comments you'd like to make, please feel free to unleash any PC constraints you might otherwise normally exercise. After all, you are among friends here. :-)

Poll #1352294 35th Anniversary of Blazing Saddles

Which is more wrong?

Wanting President Obama to start a press conference by saying, "Hey, where the white women at!?"
Wanting a reporter from the White House press pool ask Pres. Obama, "What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"
Wanting VP Biden to announce his plan for the housing crisis: "All right... we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish!"

What's your response to my answers to the first question?

Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!
We don't care if it's the first act of "Henry V," we're leaving!
Shut up, you Teutonic twat!
Are you crazy? They'll never go for it. And then again they might. Those little red devils... they love toys!
A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.

How nonsensical was this short poll?

My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Excuse me while I whip this out.