February 27th, 2009

Winking Moose

A Very Important Announcement

I choose this moment to announce that I will never create a Twitter account. I'm turning 37 in less than four weeks, and I've decided that this will be the time I embrace my inner old man. So, to all you kids who have Twitter accounts, get off my lawn and turn down that god-damn noise you call music. {Shakes first angrily in the air and pulls waistband of jeans as far over the belly as possible.}