What do you call an event in which participants are screened, surrounded by police, and marched on a fenced-in route, all off-limits to the media?
The Pentagon's upcoming "Freedom Walk", of course.
That distant bang! you just heard was Irony, thumping its head against a wall in pure envy.
I think Tom Tomorrow said something to the effect of that you can't satirize this administration because they will outdo whatever you come up with.