Having said that, I might have been happier if someone on Quick Pitch berated the fan for the waste of alcohol. I mean, we're in a recession and you're wasting an $8.00 beer like that? There are sober frat boys somewhere in the South Side who can't afford expensive beers like that cursing at the television when shown replays of the incident.
Finally, I already posted this to Facebook last night, but the only thing weirder than currently seeing Pedro Martinez in a Phillies uniform was seeing Fernando Valenzuela in a Phillies uniform back in 1995.* I have the baseball cards to prove it, but it still looks bizarre 14 years later. I have a feeling that Pedro's Phillies cards, when they come out, will look just a weird in 2023.
*I might accept the argument that seeing Jeff Conine in a Phillies uniform in 2006 was more disconcerting, but it will have to be a good argument.