- When I go incredibly un-PC, it's a near certainty that I'm doing so for pure shock and/or humor value. In real life, I'm actually one of the nicest, gentlest, most non-confrontational people you'll ever meet. However, on these pages, occasionally my sardonic side will dress like its going to leather bar and come out and play. I won't go so far as to claim a Marshall Mathers/Eminem duality, but I will certainly discuss things that I would never dare utter a breath about in real life.
- Same goes for any talk about the opposite sex and sexual matters. I was raised by a feminist and have the utmost respect for the fairer gender. However, I am male and occasionally my dick throttles the vagus nerve and suddenly does all the talking for me. I can't help it, men are just wired that way--I'm not responsible for anything Mr. Happy has to say. I have enough responsibility in regards to dealing with him in real life.
- If it helps any, keep in mind that my wife knows about this page, and I'm certain I'll be answering to her about anything I write here.
- I will turn into a raving demagogue at times. Again, it's purely for effect. If Rush Limbaugh can say that Abu Grhaib was no worse than everyday fraternity hazing, then I should be allowed to suggest that he and everyone who defends that statement should be sodomized with a florescent tube.
If I come up with any other helpful ground rules, I'll happily post them.